2008

Aug

“I WALK AROUND WITH MY HEAD OFF”

oh my god, this is a bad cover too.

A few minutes ago, I listened to somebody throw up. OHMAN this cover is bad.

“Yeah tru truman. The party will never go out”
— Ben Cruz

I think this is funny. God, I miss the internet.

This is the image on the Wikipedia page for birth control. ...

“It was the age of the clever young man, but I was distinctly...”
— Raymond Chandler

I told Ken that I would take the Greyhound to Santa Cruz as soon as I got paid, and he said, No,...

Invisibility cloak 'step closer'

I could watch this video every day.

style icon since fifth grade

Is Jessica Simpson epileptic?

last night

“Hey, why don’t you guys get married?” “Why don’t you go SUCK A...

dudek: In Denver, Colorado, a baby is born at 8:08 am, weighing 8 pounds 8 ounces, on 8/8/08. and...

i'm really cool, obvs

co-worker: This guy came in earlier, and I thought he might have been your boyfriend, but I guess...

Jesus, this is Iggy.

I want to go to LA sometime soon and visit Janet. Anybody want to carpool? Anybody want to provide...

this one is a straight yellow line, like a hyphen-shaped...

i fell off a rolly chair. this bruise looks WAY worse in...

ALL ABOUT LULU by JONATHAN EVISON

I went to a reading at Booksmith on Haight Street last night. There were free jello-shots, and...

benjamin iii: card roomcaitlin: are you seriousbenjamin iii: almost

The videoclip “Family Man” goes for a conceptual affair. Shot mainly in a set that...

no confession, no religion, don’t believe in modern love

brian pissed in his friend's kitchen.

dudek: I pissed in my friends kitchen. On his refrigerator. At 9:00 a.m. Rock bottom comes soon.

nasty put some clothes on. dedicated to lauren.

Jul

“Even at that age, I had stumbled upon one truth, and that...”
— Jack Black, You Can’t...

“I awoke from The Sickness at the age of forty-five, calm and...”
— William S....

“Cheat your landlord if you can and must, but do not try to...”
— William S. Burroughs, The...

“A paranoid man is a man who knows a little about...”
— William S. Burroughs, Friend...

“1. Never give anything away for nothing. 2. Never give more...”
— William S. Burroughs, on drug...

“Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use of...”
— William S. Burroughs, Naked...

“Cut word lines — Cut music lines — Smash the control images...”
— William S. Burroughs, The Soft...

language is a virus

1989-1991. DAMN GIRL.

onthechanggang: Clearly all this Dark Knight hype has gotten...

toritellini: (via glass)

thingsyoucantdocokedup: PERFORM IN A MUSICAL Shit. OMG. I’m...

cruz: HAPPY FOURTH EVERYBODY. DO IT MANCHESTER STYLE. “you’ve made a happy man very...

“Should you kill people for writing books? My view is no....”
— Salman Rushdie (via...

if you’re having girl problems i feel bad for you, son.

Jun

thingsyoucantdocokedup: STOP AFTER JUST ONE DRINK

“before and after. its been 6 months and caitlin and i...

Woman in Red Lion Pub by BOB DYLAN

May

Co-workers discussing the finer points...

brandon: would you rather watch:
brandon: the sex and the city movie
brandon: or two girls one cup?
janet: two girls one cup
janet: i think it depicts women in a more bearable fashion

today

this morning's playlist

maybe monotonous, but whatever, it’s still cloudy outside. i’ll let sufjan stevens...

"and mike, i'll teach you how to swim,"

rachel said to focus on what’s right in front of me. SeeqPod - Playable Search happy cloudy...

yeah, hits are for fucking squares that sit in starbucks,...

“He who commands the heart has sufficient power over the...”
— Guillaume de Lorris, Roman de...

“The sea will never be so calm that a little wind will not...”
— Guillaume de Lorris, Roman de...

Journalist Jeff Stark reviewed one of the final gigs the band played, on December 1,...

kitten surprise

thingsyoucantdocokedup: PLAY HARD TO GET You can’t have...

when i mix benadryl and the other medications i am taking, i become a heinous bitch.

facebook chat gets inappropriate

Caitlin me too, i’ve never watched lost though 8:17pm Lauren dude. we’re renting the...

XIII

O, that you were yourself! but, love, you areNo longer yours than you yourself here live:Against...

hell yeah! brit-brit has bomb taste in music. she loves...

The Revolution Will Be Fabulous.

This is what I want for graduation.

"Modern Love" College Edition: The Most...

New Mexico

onthechanggang: It blows, we should give it back. Do not want.

cruz: surrounded by college 8 date rape level drunks

“All these crack heads are holdin up the bus and I’m...”
— Rae McCray

Rocket Fuel’s got the upstate prison flavor that keeps you ugly all night long. So when you...

this was the greatest television show of all time. i used to watch it every night, and then fall...

Apr

Floyd inflatable pig is recovered

caitlin: i want to get a job at um pacific trading coedbury iv: that place that sells like. voodoo...

not cool

last night i got really drunk at happy hour (stephanie’s in town) and purchased multi-vitamins...

scott is good at artists.

Playboy searching for the "Girls of Olive...

(via ryanadams)

jfksnzofkj m

god i have the rage today. i feel like kicking and screaming. george, ken, ben, and i are going...

cruz: and of course, velma’s velma kelly power bob

ryanadams: melting i think ryan adams has a black flag...

Men more likely to attach stigma to...

lauren conrad’s velma kelly power bob heidi montag,...

aliza shvarts’ velma kelly power bob

diablo cody’s velma kelly power bob

eve ensler’s (The Vagina Monologues) velma kelly power...

velma kelly power bob

onthechanggang: caitlinstewart: aliza shvarts is the new diablo cody lamesauce If Diablo...

“patina, n. 1. a. A thin coating or layer; spec. an...”
— OED

onthechanggang: Someone should tell Marc that ‘Hos’ are the...

aliza shvarts is the new diablo cody lamesauce

onthechanggang: What if Evan Rachel Wood and Brad Pitt...

i will possess your heart

my crack head roommate moved out for goods last night. we all hugged him, awkwardly, waved, and...

lacancan

Can A Feminist Really Love Sex and the City?via the guardianWhat Do Bradshaw, Plath, And De Beauvoir...

i guess this isn’t that weird. also, i think i have...

i want to cry

Three reporters from Arizona, on the condition of anonymity, also let me in on another incident...

On MSNBC’s Tim Russert, responding to Christopher Hitchens, Andrew Sullivan said, “And...

Sex Ed: Hey, How Come My Deep Existential...

i love tina fey. she is my oprah.

get on board, bitch is the new black

this is basically my theme song.

you know what? i fucking love britney spears. bitch has...

woo kate moss hanging out with some kids

The Finnish rock band called The Leningrad Cowboys featuring the Red Army Choir.

spilt milk.

um, why do white males insist that ‘reverse sexism’ isn’t fair? how fucking whiny...

mom! this is for you! VITAMINSSSSSSS

Mar

Essay About Love and Literary Taste - Books -...

joy division

i watched control tonight. i liked it. i got a 4.0 last quarter. i hope that i get 7-9 hours of...

Anti-Emo Riots in Mexico, Caught on Tape!

Anna Wintour Right, Designers Were Fatties,...

nap mystery

earlier today i took a nap for only about an hour and then after i woke up i called ken. he said,...

por que, juergen?